Boney M Christmas

Every year my mom would trot out the ghetto blaster (interesting name), take the Boney M Christmas album cassette out (look up what cassette means) and play the world’s most painful music while I descended into madness. My childhood memories aren’t many, one tends to selectively block out the stupid things one attempted lest one get caught, but I remember things like Boney M Christmas. … Continue reading Boney M Christmas

Homer Simpson

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.” “Maybe, just once, someone will call me “Sir” without adding “You’re making a scene…”” “The three little sentences that will get you through life… Cover for me. Oh, good idea Boss! It was like that when I got here.” “I think Mr Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work … Continue reading Homer Simpson

Change

Ever notice how some people like change and others don’t? If you still wish Motorola made the original bag phone, you might not be an early adopter. If you still drive your car from the 80’s because you’re suspicious of automobiles run by “computers”, you might not be an early adopter. If everyone has IT before you do, you might not be an early adopter. … Continue reading Change